Hypnotist Hypnotic Eye Goggles

$12.99

Spin everyone right round with these wild, spiral goggles. You may look a little stupid at first ... [Read more]

Magazine Cover Heartthrob Guy Costume

$27.99

Give the ladies what they want and release your inner heartthrob with this smoking new costume. Y... [Read more]

Plush Hershey Kiss Doll

$9.99

The M & M Characters annoy us to no end - Oh, we like the candy just fine. But those talking,... [Read more]

Sex Slave Toy

$15.99

Get ready for some supreme shouts of 'Oh yeah! Aaaah that's good!" as you toss this 'Sex Sla... [Read more]

Toxic Waste Candy

$3.99

Think sour. Think real sour. Think painfully, hazardously sour. Then double it. And you may have ... [Read more]

Baby T-Rex Pacifier

$12.99

Someone call Jurassic Park, a dino has escaped! Your baby transforms into a Baby a monster even b... [Read more]

Tootsie Roll Baby Costume

$24.99

The only thing cuter than a baby is a baby TOOTSIE ROLL! This full body Baby Costume is adorable ... [Read more]

Toilet Monster

$17.99

Helen, our receptionist, has threatened to quit. "I've put up with your disgusting chickens ... [Read more]

To-Do Tattoos

$7.49

Are you the sort of person who scribbles personal reminders on your hand? Are you the sort of per... [Read more]

Ralph Waldo Emerson Tranquility Sound Machine

$11.99

Ralph Waldo Emerson was the greatest of the transcendentalists. And though he died over one hundr... [Read more]

Turtle Hat

$11.68

We've been passing around a petition at Stupid Headquarters. In it, we demand that the boss stop ... [Read more]

Fake Tattoo Sleeves

$13.79

It used to take a lot of courage (and pain tolerance) to have both your arms covered in crazy tat... [Read more]

Tattoo Stocking - Rose Skull

$9.99

Showcase the bad girl or guy inside you with this rocking Tattoo Stocking. Just because you're to... [Read more]

Talking Toilet Paper Dispenser

$16.99

Somewhere at M.I.T. or IBM, an army of brilliant scientists dedicated their lives to inventing th... [Read more]

Toast Wallet

$15.99

We went to our local grocery store and bought ourselves an entire loaf of bread just to prove one... [Read more]

Foaming Mouth Candy

$4.99

Leave it to the mad scientists at Pop Rocks to come up with a Candy that creates a color explosio... [Read more]

Fossiliced - Dinosaur Bone Ice Cube Maker

$10.49

On a hot day, what could be better than cooling off with a nice tall drink full of dinosaur bones... [Read more]

Pick Your Nose Cups

$13.49

For God's sake, when are they gonna stop? The world is turning out stupid products faster than we... [Read more]

Harry Potter Quidditch Goggles

$17.99

Are you tired of wearing inferior goggles when playing Quidditch? You've spent good money on a Ni... [Read more]

Rabbit Scissors

$7.49

Let's go snip, snip, snip with this cutting edge rabbit scissors. With sturdy, flat feet and big ... [Read more]

Rock Candy Crystals

$3.49

Getting cavities used to be a long, drawn out process. Even with all the technology we have today... [Read more]

Rock 'em Sock 'em Robot Keychain

$8.49

Unchain the fighter in you and then re-chain it to your keys! This tough little keychain is ready... [Read more]

Finally 21! Birthday Sash

$8.49

Sashes are for horse jockeys, beauty pageants, Olympians, and Nobel Prize Winners! Well, you're b... [Read more]

Instant True Love Glasses

$8.49

Who says true love only happens once? With these Glasses you'll be in Love every time you open yo... [Read more]

Cow For All Seasons

$12.99

Holidays are great and all but for most of us they just dont live up to the hype surrounding them... [Read more]