Finally 21! Birthday Sash

$8.95

Sashes are for horse jockeys, beauty pageants, Olympians, and Nobel Prize Winners! Well, you're b... [Read more]

Cool Shooters

$11.95

What's cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Fill Cool Shooters with water or your favorite juice... [Read more]

Moose Head Bottle Opener

$16.95

The Moose Head has been a classic wall fixture for most hunting aficionados throughout history. T... [Read more]

Genuine Beer Hat

$11.95

Oh man bro 'burp' this hat is freakin' awesome 'burp'. It's like beer AND a hat 'burp' in one! Ho... [Read more]

6-Pack Beer Belt

$11.95

Never leave home without your BEERS again! This handy, far-too-useful Belt allows you to carry al... [Read more]

Betsy the Bottle Opener

$13.95

Why's it so hard to find a Bottle Opener when you need one? Those darn things get lost every minu... [Read more]

Grow Your Own 6-Pack

$9.95

Wanna know why Annheiser is bushed? Because brewing beer is HARD WORK! You need boilers and ferme... [Read more]

Gin and Titonic Ice Cube Tray

$9.95

At Stupid.com, we love everything we sell. Really. If we didn't own the place, we'd shop here. Bu... [Read more]

Football Cocktail Shaker

$17.95

Shake your body all the way down the field when yielding this Football. Who cares if it looks Stu... [Read more]

Prank Sexy Noise Bottle Opener

$6.95

Ever have a guest over that eats all your food and drinks all your drinks? Well, make sure to hav... [Read more]

Candy Cane Tea Infuser

$11.95

The Season calls for warm cocoa and hot Tea. But how can you call for Tea without the seasonal Ca... [Read more]

Let's Get Drunk Note Pad

$9.95

Make time to formally invite your drinking partners to any drinking engagement. Nothing says sinc... [Read more]

Binocular Flask

$13.95

Do you have an affinity for bird watching, horse racing, participating in stadium concerts, drink... [Read more]

Brew Your Own Root Beer

$16.95

You don't need a giant brewery to make Root Beer! All you need is your own kitchen and a little p... [Read more]

Cool Shot Glass Shooters

$7.95

There are quite literally the coolest drink in the bar. All you have to do is add water, pop them... [Read more]

Peeing Santa Claus Drink Dispenser

$16.99

Santa Claus makes everything so much more festive and joyous, even when he's pouring Liquor for y... [Read more]

Flask Keychain

$6.95

Do you love to drink? Does the day not have enough opportunities for a scotch on the rocks? Well,... [Read more]

Beer Bottle Opener Ring - Pkg. of 2

$6.95

You know what we HATE? When we have an ice-cold bottle of beer in our hand, and we can't find the... [Read more]

The Singing and Dancing Matzo Man

$16.95

If God really wanted to freak out the Pharaoh, instead of locust and frogs, he should have droppe... [Read more]

Sex Slave Dog Chew Toy

$14.95

Get ready for some supreme shouts of 'Oh yeah! Aaaah that's good!" as you toss this 'Sex Sla... [Read more]

Squirrel Underpants

$9.95

It's gotten out of hand, friends. You can't even bring your kids to the park anymore. Everywhere ... [Read more]

Happy's Vibrating Head Massager

$7.95

Get ready to reach the highest point of relaxation you've ever reached! Turn this wonder on and s... [Read more]

The Perfect Date Package: Judy

$25.95

No one really lives up to your expectations when it comes to the girls you date. Your dating expe... [Read more]

Paper Crimper

$21.95

We all know how much paperwork can be a drag. Well, don't let it tear you down anymore. Crimp it ... [Read more]

The Perfect Date Package: John

$25.95

It's too bad all your dates have been so shady lately. we're sick of you being stood up or left s... [Read more]